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28-05-2008, 09:46
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Feet under the table
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A Wee Scottish Tale
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!' The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in English for me.' The keeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!' |
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28-05-2008, 10:44
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale
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28-05-2008, 10:48
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Feet under the table
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale
 I understood the first bit - must have spent too long up north. 
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28-05-2008, 17:37
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I TYPE USING CAPITALS DUE TO A DISABILTY THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING Join Date: Nov 2005
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28-05-2008, 19:40
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Feet under the table
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale
Haha good one
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29-05-2008, 00:04
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29-05-2008, 01:58
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Loves the place
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale
The Scottish part of me says
The English part of me says The Irish part of me says 
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29-05-2008, 10:24
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I TYPE USING CAPITALS DUE TO A DISABILTY THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING Join Date: Nov 2005
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29-05-2008, 13:11
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale
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29-05-2008, 23:16
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale
hahaha awesome!
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21-07-2008, 23:41
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale
Well, looks like he was being warned that the water was full of SH-t , but when he realized the fellow was English he decided that he was wrong to warn him ! Ha ha, good one, my, you people don't like each other, EH ? that's Canadian ! for what ?
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29-07-2008, 17:46
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale
I had an Indian father and a Yorkshirewoman for a mother. I lived on Merseyside and then in Yorks, went to schoool in the West Midlands and now live on the soutch coast. So whatever anyone jkes about, I can just claim to be something else
Sits back and waits for the jokes starting: 'There was an Indian, a Yorkshire woman, a Scouser, a Brummie and a southern snob....'
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