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13-03-2006, 20:56
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Feet under the table
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What does your daddy do?
''I was visiting a primary school the other day and the teacher was asking all the kids what their parents did for a living. This wee girl put her hand up and the teacher said: 'Yes Sheila'. She said: 'Please Miss my daddy’s a farmer'. So the teacher wrote farmer up on the blackboard and said: 'that’s very good. Anyone else?'
"And of course wee Johnny puts his hand up and the teacher said: 'Yes Johnny' and Johnny said: 'My dad’s a bouncer in a lap dancing bar.' "The teacher went: 'Oh heavens' she stopped the lesson immediately and said: 'get your reading books out.' She said to wee Johnny: 'come outside' she said: 'I’m really sorry I hope I didn’t embarrass you asking you that question. Is your daddy really a bouncer in a lap dancing bar?' "He said: 'No Miss, he is actually an architect at the Scottish Parliament and I was too embarrassed to say so.' |
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13-03-2006, 20:59
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Feet under the table
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Rofl
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13-03-2006, 21:00
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Quite Chatty
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Me likes that....
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13-03-2006, 21:02
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Been here a while
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Only problem is that it's true.
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13-03-2006, 21:06
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Getting Comfy
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lol
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13-03-2006, 21:27
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Getting Comfy
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Lol
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13-03-2006, 22:30
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Getting Comfy
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Like that one alot. Anyone tried watching the scottish parliament on TV. I watched the Gaelic bill last year coz it was of interest to me but I fell asleep after a few mins. Must be a good job getting paid to sleep through speeches. -WAKE UP I've FINISHED 
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