Women drivers

Lone Buggin · 15-11-2007, 19:28

This morning on I- 95, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

**Markulous** · 15-11-2007, 20:05

LOL!

***Dave*** · 16-11-2007, 09:30

**Sonsey** · 16-11-2007, 14:13

I hope you wound down the window and started shouting abuse!

Lone Buggin · 16-11-2007, 20:13

Is there any other course of action?

Fangman · 26-11-2007, 15:05

Dare we ask if it was a premium line you were calling?

Lone Buggin · 26-11-2007, 15:14

Nope, it was the boss.

15-11-2007, 19:28	#1 (permalink)
Lone Buggin Been here a while Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Thule, Greenland Posts: 292	Women drivers This morning on I- 95, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!

15-11-2007, 20:05	#2 (permalink)
Markulous Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Peak District Posts: 9,593	Re: Women drivers LOL!

16-11-2007, 09:30	#3 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,645	Re: Women drivers

16-11-2007, 14:13	#4 (permalink)
Sonsey Pixalo Crew Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: N. Ireland Posts: 7,209	Re: Women drivers I hope you wound down the window and started shouting abuse!

16-11-2007, 20:13	#5 (permalink)
Lone Buggin Been here a while Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Thule, Greenland Posts: 292	Re: Women drivers Is there any other course of action?

26-11-2007, 15:05	#6 (permalink)
Fangman Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ely Posts: 1,068	Re: Women drivers Dare we ask if it was a premium line you were calling?

26-11-2007, 15:14	#7 (permalink)
Lone Buggin Been here a while Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Thule, Greenland Posts: 292	Re: Women drivers Nope, it was the boss.

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