[Gary Bagshawe]

Has this ever happened to any of you???? Ha ha!!!






A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop.
She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks
over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks
wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person
doesn'tpop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the
form of a salesman standing right behind her.


Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?'


Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not
have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks,
'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers,
'Madam,
if you farted just looking at it, you're going to **** when I tell you
the price.

[Sonsey]