Advice please

AQ · 29-09-2008, 18:40

I have just arrived in Korea after a journey disrupted by the latest cyclone only to be faced with this

This contraption even pre-warms the seat for you.

Anyway the question to those who know about such facilities.

Do you press the massage button at the same time as either the front or back buttons or do you press it at a different time in the cycle ?

That icon for the wash button looks far to much like a Viking helmet to even contemplate trying

MarJus · 29-09-2008, 18:48

Good gracious! Think I'd go & find a bush!!

silkstone · 29-09-2008, 19:10

Whatever you do, keep your finger over the Stop button.

Whipspeed · 29-09-2008, 21:01

Massage!!!! The mind boggles

**Dabhand16** · 29-09-2008, 21:29

WOW! I bet it will wipe your **** too! (But be careful if it is a rotating brush)

Bring the manual back with you.

Don't forget to post a review

aideyhoward · 29-09-2008, 22:03

press them all but as said keep hand hovering over stop

fionaB · 30-09-2008, 01:00

get someone else to try it first!

morlandroger · 30-09-2008, 08:21

Is there a noise reduction button?

silkstone · 30-09-2008, 10:33

Chromatic aberration filter for technicolour yawns?

AQ · 30-09-2008, 16:09

I have just realised that these could never be sold in the UK. Imagine what the Child Protection Agency would make of that "Auto for Child" button. It would psychologically damage the little darlings for life.

Just before I check out on Friday I will press some buttons and stand well clear. I hope it will not be too messy

andysmee · 30-09-2008, 17:19

It seems to be missing the "Flushing noise" button which they have to cover your bodily noises. I haven't seen a massage button before, the mind boggles

***Dave*** · 30-09-2008, 17:47

Hey, I used one similar to that, in a hotel room in Japan !!!! I was over there with a mate, buying some cars.

I remember playing with the controls for the pressure wash, which you could narrow the spray & increase the pressure

Anyway being a bit evil I set the spray to most powerful position. Later on I heard my mate go in to the Loo, the hum of the pump building up the power, then a scream of agony as the spray let loose

Rob Barron · 30-09-2008, 20:39

That 'bull's horn' button isn't really a bull's horn.... thank goodness!

It is actually the automated two-fingers that come up out of the bowl and stick down your throat to help you throw up that dodgy bowl of Kimchee you foolishly decided to show off with earlier in the evening